the life and musings of a kinky slut
“To be frank, I can’t make anymore promises regarding our sessions…Will you promise to at the very least keep in touch?”“Yes, we can keep in touch…”“…I will also say I’m a little salty you didn’t write about our last session…God, the sexist thing about you is how you maneuver the English language…” I didn’t know […]
(Originally this blog was going to be titled Rotation Stagnation, but those early morning Sunday texts keep coming through for me.) Bacon and I have been trying to meetup for maybe a year. Schedules conflicted and limited availability made it take so long. But Twitter, timing, and proximity finally paid off. He tweeted he was […]
Gent wants us to be better friends to each other. Gent values the ten years we’ve been a part of each other’s lives more than his current new relationship. Gent won’t date me. The power imbalance between us, his knowing how much I want to please him, doesn’t sit right with him. He thinks we […]
“I’ve had my dick inside your asshole. I can watch you pee.” Kourt came by to see me for my birthday. We couldn’t arrange anything for the actual day of because of work but a few days after still worked. “Should I bring anything?”“Besides condoms… nope.” As it neared closer to his arrival time, I […]
I knew within thirty seconds of meeting Zee that I was not going to fuck him. Zee is a lovely person. He has a great smile. He’s talkative. He has a generally happy disposition. But there was just something. I couldn’t quite put my finger on it at first, but I knew pretty much immediately […]
Subtitle: Best Tinder Date Ever 10:30am-4pm We spent five and half hours with each other (minus the thirty minutes to get back to my apartment), yet it seemed to fly by. Yes, I liked him from the start. I met Kourt at a Starbucks that was halfway between his place and mine. I wasn’t sure […]
TK was super cute and super nerdy. He just left. My nipples are sore. I am smiling. TK was a Tinder date. He has four cats at home, therefore I will NEVER go to his house. I invited him over to my place with the caveat that we weren’t going to have sex. Cuddles? Sure. […]
Dating Apps Lesson #1: Men lie on their profiles. Dre was short. This man had the gall to list himself as 5’9” when I was taller than him. And no, I was not in heals. Dre was moderately attractive, solid 7/10. He was short and skinny and fit, and if I were three inches shorter […]
I’m back home. Well, in a new home, but I’m back in my old stomping grounds all the same. Matching into a residency where my family and friends are minutes, not hours, away is giving me hope that I can make it through my training with some modicum of sanity left. Residency is hard no […]
I had this weird ass dream about a month ago. It was right before a visit home. The imagery was so vivid, and the scenario so odd, that as soon as I woke up I took out my phone and starting writing. I documented the experience originally on Twitter. This is a transcript of the thread. […]