the life and musings of a kinky slut
I had the title for this post picked out for a few days, relating specifically to President Obama, and how he needs to step up against the obstructionist Rethuglicans. (That is not a typo; stop calling my party the “Democrat”, which ends with rat, party and maybe I’ll stop calling you thugs.) But then life […]
Being in my late twenties, my mother has come to view me more like a friend. Or, at least, she speaks to me that way. Unfortunately, or hilariously, depending on the situation, this leads to interesting conversations. Today we had one that made me nauseous. In brief: my mother almost married my elementary school principle, […]
In the suburbs outside where I grew up, there is cemetery that acts as the final resting place for the black middle and upper class. Surrounded by expensive homes and a few acres of corn, it is an odd sight to come upon. Every Memorial Day, this home for the dead has a homecoming of […]
I don’t know if it’s irony or poetic justice that my ex has nixed the idea of us roommating again. I brought up where I wanted to live and he mentioned how his bus ride would be over 1 1/2hrs. (I did not bring up how I drive that amount for him now.) He also […]
I got my first fat note the other day. For those of you who don’t know what a fat note is, pull up a chair and learn. A fat note is when someone, either anonymously or not, sends you a letter in the mail telling you about a new diet craze or a way another […]
Saw the therapist yesterday. Spent plenty of time venting, especially about my mother. Affirmed my decision to not give her money, again, was the adult thing to do. Also pointed out, though I know it is the right thing to do, how much guilt I feel about the situation, down to me trying to justify […]
It happened again, and I can’t say I didn’t see it coming, but I thought it wouldn’t be so soon. Okay, explaining that odd opening statement: my mother asked me for money, again. And I said no, finally. I cannot tell you how much this both pisses me off and makes me feel like the […]
If you have any intelligence at all, you can deduce from the title of this blog that I am over the hill ecstatic that my BFF (yes, I used the acronym, wanna fight about it?) gave birth this weekend. And by this weekend, I mean the ENTIRE weekend. Okay, not quite, but it felt like […]
Twitter is down. That’s annoying. To be honest, Twitter is the best part of my day (while my SO is out of state). Apparently it’s been down since 9am, which gives me little hope that it will be up again soon. Well, seeing as I have oodles of time and no rampant, instantly self indulgent, […]
We are now cohabiting. This past week has been a sweaty, long, humid affair. We had to move all of my crap out of the 1BR into the 2BR w/ a Family Room. Granted the two buildings are about 500-750ft apart, but half of the trek was on grass. Not fun. Besides hauling way too […]