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Triple Booked —

Rushing to head back to the end of the Circus, I ran to my cabin, dropped off my rope equipment, picked up my bootblacking kit, and quickly made my way to the Barn. When I arrived, the event had already ended. I looked around but could not find Stefanos, who had emceed the Circus. I […]

Fate —

He looked surprised to see me. “Why are you here?  I thought you were going to Chey and Stefanos’ class.”“Well, I was going to go their class, but I’ve never been to this class. And the only reason why I was going to their class was because I thought they were hot and that didn’t […]

Round 4 —

“I lost my earring.”“That wasn’t a euphomism for sex?”“No, I lost my earring, but we had sex after I found it.”I woke up on my own at 6:05am, quietly slipped out of bed, donned my clothes, and said a whispered bye to Pyro and Ron, neither of which heard me as they slept. Returning to […]

Torturous Rope —

“Little different from the last class.” – ORP“Yeah, but it’s still one rope.” – Veskrashen As I squirmed on the ground in excruciating pain, intermittently crying and laughing, Veskrashen, my current class partner, and my previous partner from the proceeding lesson, WykD_Dave & Clover’s One Rope, uttered that perfect exchange above. Yes, our current lesson […]

Subtle Things —

“Gush, schwing, thump, ahh…” Of all the classes I attended, choosing to take Midori’s Best Kink Advice Nobody Told You was one of my favorites. However, since it was a last minute decision, I did not occupy my normal front row seat. Instead I found myself in the back next to the aisle. I did […]

Roasted —

“I like the French. They taste like chicken.” “Don’t mind me; I’ll do this til I die.” “Oh honey, you’ll never fit in that.” “Our short sash marriage has included you judging me, and leaving me… and you didn’t even give me any flowers.” “Everyone knows International Mr. BootBlack is treated like the red headed […]

Location, Location, Location —

I work for about half a dozen different companies. However, there is one in particular I work for the most. They pay be more per hour and offer me more total hours than any of my other companies (score!). Still, there is one rather large downside to this particular arrangement: the location of the company’s […]

Narnia —

Narnia. They made me scream Narnia instead of their names or any preferred curse word while I came. Narnia. PrudeNate had his fist inside me as N3rddom held a Hitachi Magic Wand to my clit, and all the while I am screaming. Narnia. Seriously. Would this be an example of humiliation play? Friday night was […]

Flagging Starfucker —

I was given one star for every orgasm. To be fair, I had not kept count, guessing the number at above twelve but below thirty. Truth be told, it could’ve been over thirty considering how long we’d camped out in the swing, but eh… Our scene was about the fun of predicament bondage, fisting, vibrators, […]

Going To The Well —

Sometimes I’m lost for what to say. Sometimes I go to the well and it’s like, “Um, what do you want? I’ve given you plenty. Leave me alone.” Sometimes I’ve just got nothing. When that has happened in the past, I’ll end up writing a piece of erotica. Frankly, for me, it’s easy. I think of […]